I Hate Stupid Fuckers That Can’t Get It Up

OK – I’m an old fucking man and if you put a sweet piece of teen pussy in front of me, my dick is gonna get fucking hard. So it’s only natural that when some teen slut drags her boyfriend to me to make a porn movie, I expect the young buck can at least get his shit hard. But, surprisingly enough, most of the guys that show up to “audition” ain’t got what it takes to be in porn. It was no different when Thena brought mike for this shoot.

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Mike is a classic example but he’s far from the only one. Of the four times I let him try, he only finished twice – and both times it was a circus trying to keep his cock hard. WTF was I thinking to give him a second chance. They needed the money and in the end, Mike filmed me fucking his girlfriend so they could pay the rent – and hell, if you’re down with me fucking your girlfriend, bring her ass on by ;-)

You can see some of the limp-dick attempt and a few of the videos that we made instead of shooting the limp-dick fucking boyfriends on my two amateur sites Glass Mannequin and Real Colorado Girls. Since I’m the lucky bastard that fucks all of the sisters on Bring Me Your Sister, you ain’t gonna see any limp dicks there – although we do get a lot of porn bloopers as the brothers film their own sisters getting fucked by Mr. Richard ;-)


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August 21, 2008 | Leave a comment | Read More »

It’s A Week For Cock Suckers

I just finished editing a video of some dumb fucker that couldn’t finish – and I was thinking to myself, damn boy, if it were me getting a blowjob from Abre, I would have blown hot cum all over the little cunt’s face. But some guys just ain’t cut out to be porn stars.

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August 6, 2008 | Leave a comment | Read More »

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Aerynn

Now I like big butts more than the next guy and Aerynn has one of the finest round asses I’ve ever had the pleasure of fucking. But that aside, this big booty girl knows how to do more than just fuck, she gives awesome head! Whip your cock out boys cuz this goth slut can suck cock!

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Of course – I fucked the little goth slut – or was it in my dreams? Maybe you’ll just have to check the Glass Mannequin site to see if I really fucked Aerynn or if I was just dreaming.


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July 29, 2008 | Leave a comment | Read More »

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Anistaija

I waited a long time to get a chick as sexy as Anistaija to suck my cock – and fuck me, she did a fine job.

Anistaija Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

Anistaija Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

This cute neighbor girl made the mistake of wrecking her brother’s car and not having a way to pay him back. Being the loving brother that he is, he brought her to me so I could audition her in her first hardcore porn video. I had a great time – and apparently she liked it enough to come back and do 30+ more videos for me. Anistaija has one of the cutest little asses and tightest teen pussies so she was a real joy to fuck. Amazing how such a petite little thing can take so much cock. You can see Anistaija on all three of Mr. Richard’s sites: Bring Me Your Sister, Glass Mannequin, and Real Colorado Girls.


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July 29, 2008 | Leave a comment | Read More »
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