Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood

Sextards.com

Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard – you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid……   Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack – add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties – and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either  but lucky for you – the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.

Sextard With Violet

In any case, being in porn subjects me to a lot of sextards – like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb ass wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porn superstar with his massive 5″ white-boy penis. Sure, many of the girls are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my huge cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen pussy, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!

Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. Girl, wash your cunt before a fucking nude photo shoot, SEXTARD!

And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck – stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!

I could go on, but you get the picture.

If you want to hear more stupid shit and see tons of great porn that even a sextard can appreciate, visit sextards.com today.

The Neighbor Girls Are Lesbians

It’s a fucking shame but I just found out that the girl next door is a fucking lesbian cunt. Well – not a total shame – because the girls let me film them in their last cunt-munching episode. Down side is I didn’t get to fuck the little whores – not yet at least.  Sure I want to fuck these two hotties but IMO it’s better to watch a couple of hot lesbians than get nothing at all.

Licking Lesbian Pussy

Faith lives just down the street from me and she stops by on occasion to have a little fun away from her parents prying eyes. The fact that her little brother is always following her around gives her even more reason to stop by my house with her girlfriends. Sadie, the one doing the licking here, lives across town on the local army post and is still in the army. She doesn’t care if I put the pictures on the internet because she’s tired of the way the army treats lesbians.

My Lesbian Neighbors

Now these sexy teens are not “wanna-be lezzies” as I like to call girls that just pretend to like girls – these two teenage lesbians love eating pussy and getting their own shaved teen pussies licked. In addition, they both have great bodies and clean shaven teen pussies.

My Neighbor Getting Her Pussy Licked

You can see more of the naughty lesbian cunt munching my neighbor girls like so much to engage in by checking out my website – www.realcoloradogirls.com – new members get full access to two more exclusive sites so sheck it out today.

Dude – All I Did Was Fuck Your Girlfriend – Get Over It!

Jezzzzzz,  some stupid fuckers just don’t get it that all girls need a big cock sometimes. Dude, it’s not that she wanted to marry me, she was just tired of fucking her your tiny cock so she would stop by when you were at work and let me fuck her tiny little pussy. In fact, after stretching her tiny little cunt out to fit a real cock, I sent the little whore back to you so she could feel sorry for you and your tiny little cock.

Damn - look how tiny her pussy was

Damn dude, good thing the little whore let me film me fucking her or I wouldn’t be able to share these pictures of your precious little Holie-Marie with you. She sure has a sweet little pussy – and tight as hell – at least it feels that way to a “real” cock. Bet you can’t wait to see me stuff my fat 9″ cock deep in her little cunt. Of course, It’s only proper that I let your girl suck on my big fucking dick before I split her wide open with it.

Poor girl almost choked on my cock

Of course, she’s not used to sucking on a “man-sized” cock so she struggled getting all of my cock in her mouth but she did do a pretty good job considering what she had to work with at home. Myabe you should loan her out to me more often so she can “practice” giving head to a real man.

But girls will be girls and what they really want is a big fat man-cock deep in their little cunts – and who am I to let a lady down?

Damn - your girlfriend really does have a tiny cunt

She did moan a little as i rammed my huge throbbing cock deep in her shaved little cunt but they were moans of pleasure. In fact, she was backing onto my cock as I took this picture – special for you – you should be grateful that I’m so fucking thoughtful. If you want to hear he moans, you’ll have to get your own fucking membership to www.realcoloradogirls.com cuz dude, the moaning ain’t free.

Poor girl - my big cock is hurting her - NOT!

Dude – does she moan in pain as you thrust your tiny little cock in the direction of her pussy or doe she fake it – pretend she’s feeling something when you’re barely tickling the edges. Well, for reference, look closely at her face, this is the face a girl makes when her pussy is being filled with the cock of a real man.

Your girlfriend with my fat old 9

In fact, her face is priceless when she has all 9″ of my fat fucking cock buried deep in her tiny little cunt – did I say that she likes me to play with her puffy little clit while I fuck her? Maybe you should try that – she sure loved it when I did it – but then again, it’s probably not the same without the big cock banging against her cervix – but what do i know?

Now dude, don’t be gettin all butt-hurt cuz I really didn’t do your girl no harm – she was loving it the whole time. In fact, I figured you would love to see the smile on her face after I shot a huge load of my hot sticky cum allover her belly and little shaved pussy.

Your girl with my cum all over her belly

Of course, you can feel free to get a membership – then you can watch the entire video of me fucking your girlfriend – in fact, I’m feeling nice today so i’ll throw in a bonas membershit to my other two sites; www.bringmeyoursister.com and www.glassmannequin.com so you can watch all the videos of me fuckin your little sweety.

Now thank the nice old man for taking such good car of your girl.

It’s A Week For Cock Suckers

I just finished editing a video of some dumb fucker that couldn’t finish – and I was thinking to myself, damn boy, if it were me getting a blowjob from Abre, I would have blown hot cum all over the little cunt’s face. But some guys just ain’t cut out to be porn stars.

cock sucking teens

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Aerynn

Now I like big butts more than the next guy and Aerynn has one of the finest round asses I’ve ever had the pleasure of fucking. But that aside, this big booty girl knows how to do more than just fuck, she gives awesome head! Whip your cock out boys cuz this goth slut can suck cock!

Of course – I fucked the little goth slut – or was it in my dreams? Maybe you’ll just have to check the Glass Mannequin site to see if I really fucked Aerynn or if I was just dreaming.