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Sextards.com

Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard - you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid……   Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack - add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties - and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either  but lucky for you - the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.

In any case, being in porn subjects me to a lot of sextards - like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb ass wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porn superstar with his massive 5″ white-boy penis. Sure, many of the girls are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my huge cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen pussy, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!

Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. Girl, wash your cunt before a fucking nude photo shoot, SEXTARD!

And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck - stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!

I could go on, but you get the picture.

If you want to hear more stupid shit and see tons of great porn that even a sextard can appreciate, visit sextards.com today.

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Awesome Sites To Find Amateur Free Porn

I’ve been producing amateur porn for about 4 years now and in that time I’ve got to know a number of the best and most honest webmasters in the business. Each of these webmasters have compiled excellent lists of the best free amateur porn sites so I thought I’d give you a little background. Each of these ladies and gents list free samples of the kind of amateur porn you will find on Glass Mannequin, Real Colorado Girls and Bring Me Your Sister. Each one of them hand reviews each site before listing on their sites it so you can be assured that you will not get trapped in a circle-jerk of annoying pop-ups or be attacked by any of the trojans or addware spam the Russians are so happy to throw at us on a daily basis.

My buddy “Licker” runs Best Wet Amateurs as part of his Best Wet Pussy site. This guy has a preference for girls that squirt so don’t be surprised if you see a few turkey basters hidden in some of the sites he lists….  Licker is always trying to get in Nymph’s pants but she’s waaaaaay to clever for him.

I run Papa’s Free Porn - and for those of you that have followed my blogs know that I have a knack for finding some of the sexiest amateurs on the internet. I never shoot porn stars and try to sell them to you as amateurs and you’ll see this in the cute amateur sex freaks I list on Papa’s Free Porn

Nymph is one of the growing number of ladies that sling porn for a living. She runs Nymph’s Amateur Porn Links where you’ll find great links with a woman’s perspective on a variety of amateur porn sites. If you want to piss Nymph off, ask her what happened to the “O” at the end of her name ;-). Seriously, Nymph is one fine lady and a great webmaster and friend - check out her site today.

Maj Stress reviews all of the amateur porn links on Tipple XXX Amateurs. The Maj is a good friend that has helped me on a number of projects during my time as a webmaster and a amateur porn site owner. He’s very picky on the quality of content he lists and even makes a lot of free amateur porn sites with content from my sites. Maj Stress also runs The Adult Search Engine where he lets you search by keyword to find the hottest and freshest amateurs on the internet.

Tekster (formerly known as TekAngle) runs  Mr Eros’ Amateur’s . Tek is one of the most thorough webmaster’s I’ve ever worked with and he does a great job of reviewing all the amateur spam and listing only the best of the best in amateur porn. Tekster also created Novice Pussy which is a great listing of amateur content from my sites. His picture posts are well worth the time to see as they provide some of the best amateur jerking material on the internet.

OK - here’s the amateur page of my very first link site  Outlaw Amateur Porn. This site is reviewed by none other than me - a.k.a. PapaGMP, a.k.a. Mr. Richard. You’ll find ever single free pic and vid ever made available for my pay sites here and tons of other great free amateur porn sites. I also list a few real great premium amateur porn site (including my own) for the guy or gal that want’s to see it all.

Twiceshy is the 2nd female webmaster to make this list.  Twice runs Bullseye Amateur Sex where she lists cute amateur faces right along side some of the kinkiest amateur porn I’ve ever seen. If you ever run into Twiceshy you’ll immediately realize that she is anything but “shy” - in fact, ask her to show you what she can do with a 15″ long Polish sausage………..  When Twiceshy first showed me her new header logo for Bullseye Sex I knew it was missing something so I took aim and added the “splatter” for her - Bullseye by Mr. Richard!

Sheepguy was the first person to take me under his wing when I got started in porn four years ago.   Sheepguy runs Young Smut’s Amateur Page (no, you won’t find any sheep here) but you will find a buttload of hot young amateurs spreading their teen pussies for the first time for the world to see. Sheepguy’s approach to listing is unique and very surfer friendly - even if it’s a bit dated - and if you were wondering how he got named Sheepguy - Click Here (note: MML would reject this post for having a “blind link”)

Note - this is the last conversation I had with Sheepguy:
[20:55] <PapaGMP> what link text do you want on that sheep link? “amateur sheep”?
[20:55] <Sheepbuild> sure, I never paid any of them 
[20:56] <Sheepbuild> except the one from France
[20:56] <PapaGMP> Couldn’t resist the accent eh?
[20:56] <Sheepbuild> works every time for me
[20:57] <Sheepbuild> le baaa
[20:57] <PapaGMP> lol

And last - but defiantly not least; Mr. Mary Lou (affectionately known as MML) is one of the icons in the free porn listing business.   MML runs Amateur Nipples and reviews for a few of the best link lists in the porn world. MML is the host of the weekly webmasters radio show and probably the toughest reviewer in the business - expect only the best amateur porn on his site or any site that he reviews for. MML has given me dozens of tips that have helped me in delivering the best amateur porn on the internet and is a driving factor in the quality of the product of hundreds of porn webmasters.

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Making Violet Cum

There are few things that make my week better than getting a visit from my nasty little neighbor girl Violet. This 4′ 11″ petite young mom is one of the cutest teenagers in my neighborhood and just the thought of her sucking on my throbbing old cock gets me all fucking hard. On this visit, Violet had just broke up with her boy friend and was in need of a good fuck and she wasted no tome at all dragging me to the bedroom. Within minutes this hot teen was slobbering all over my cock. Soon she had my cock buried between her huge teen titties and was giving me one of the best titty-fucks I have ever had.

But we’re not here for a titty fuck  we came to watch little Violet cum - and this little teen loves to cum…….  Besides, I wanted to feel her wet little cunt on my throbbing cock so I put the little whore on top and let her do her thing. To be honest, it was real hard for me not to cum right away when little Violet slid down on my cock and started riding me like a cowboy on a wild bronc - but then it was my job to get this little teen to cum first so I held back as she started to work my throbbing cock like a pro.

Violet soon picked up the tempo and was soon fucking me so hard I thought I was going to fill her tight little pussy with my hot cum before she was ready - but somehow I managed to hold back.  Then the little cunt arched her back, held her breath, rolled her eyes, and came all in a huge shuddering orgasm…..

You can see the full-length video on my web site = Glass Mannequin - enjoy

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Teen Camel Toe

Anistaija was one of the first models to ever work for Glass Mannequin and she is still one of the cutest. These pictures of her masturbating by pulling her pink panties into her shaved little teen cunt and making a real sexy camel toe were taken a few weeks after I first met her. Her and her girlfriend had stopped by the house to chill in the hot tub and Anistaija was feeling real horny. She kept playing with her swollen clit and pierced nipples as we sat around the kitchen so I asked her if I could get the camera out and take a few pictures of her finger-fucking herself before we got in the hot tub. She was more than willing so I grabbed the camera, handed a video camera to her girl friend and we proceeded to film this cute teen playing whit her clit.

I never could get her to take her little pink suit completely off because she said she liked the way it felt on her clit as she pulled on it - personnel I liked the sexy camel toe it was making and from the look on her face, she was enjoying it plenty. Now Anistaija is normally pretty quiet when she cums but this time she panted, gasped and threw back her head - rolling her eyes back in her head as her orgasm caused her tight little pussy to spasm uncontrollably.  Damn - I couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like to feel that on my already throbbing cock.  If you want to see this sexy teen getting fucked then check out her hardcore porn on Glass Mannequin today.

So - I made two free picture galleries of this cute teen model where you can see her camel toe all for your self. Of course, to see all of Anistaija’s camel toe masturbation pics, you should join Glass Mannequin - do it today and I’ll give you free access to Bring Me Your Sister and Real Colorado Girls for the same price. Welcome to Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood

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Sexy Tattooed Latina

Eva is one of the sexiest girls in the neighborhood and it’s always a real turn on when this sexy tattooed young Latina mom stops by and decides to get naked. And for all you perverts that like tattooed Latina pussy, I just posted 188 high def pictures of Eva on Real Colorado Girls - most of her playing with her clean shaved little pussy. Eva showed up at my studio and wanted me to do a few pics - and who the hell am I to turn a nasty girl down?

If you think this cute Latina has sexy eyes, you should see the sweet little pussy that she’s hiding behind here black and yellow laced panties. Eva likes to shave and she keeps her little cunt as smooth as velvet.  You can see over 60 closeup pictures of Eva playing with her swollen clit on Real Colorado Girls - you can also find this hot Latina on Glass Mannequin - Join either site and get full access to the other - this way you get to see all the nasty pictures of this sexy tattooed Latina.

If you like Eva, she can only be found on these amateur porn sites : Glass Mannequin - Real Colorado Girls - Bring Me Your Sister - all three sites - one low price.

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